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tsumikI think away message can be an art sometimes. =)
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone. but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
"What color does a smurf's face turn if u choke it?"
"Waiting for (%n) to get offline..."
"I love little kids..... I just can't always eat a whole one."
"This space for rent."
"you...the talking thing, yeah stop"
"Me and my cat went out to fight crime"
"Can't Sleep...Clown's will eat me...Can't sleep...Clowns will eat me...Can't Sleep...Clowns will eat me..."
and finally mine =)
"You have message an unattended computer. The operator is out. If you have messaged this computer in error please close your message window, unplug your computer, light fire to the hard drive, proceed to dance war chants around the monitor, brand strange symbols into the neighbors cat with a curling iron, and avoid all people with the name Sebastian. Your residence has been placed under watch and a plumbing van will soon be parked across the street. The whirling noising in your pipes is just your imagination and 1+1 really equals 3. There is nothing to see here please move along...."
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone. but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
"What color does a smurf's face turn if u choke it?"
"Waiting for (%n) to get offline..."
"I love little kids..... I just can't always eat a whole one."
"This space for rent."
"you...the talking thing, yeah stop"
"Me and my cat went out to fight crime"
"Can't Sleep...Clown's will eat me...Can't sleep...Clowns will eat me...Can't Sleep...Clowns will eat me..."
and finally mine =)
"You have message an unattended computer. The operator is out. If you have messaged this computer in error please close your message window, unplug your computer, light fire to the hard drive, proceed to dance war chants around the monitor, brand strange symbols into the neighbors cat with a curling iron, and avoid all people with the name Sebastian. Your residence has been placed under watch and a plumbing van will soon be parked across the street. The whirling noising in your pipes is just your imagination and 1+1 really equals 3. There is nothing to see here please move along...."
