What a interesting idea

So a friend of mine drives a motorcycle and I'd like to see him stay around a little longer on planet earth. Well since a lot of people driving cars don't ever pay attention to motorcycles (I personally give them wide berth cause goodness knows I'd be nervous as crap if some 3 ton steel car was hounding me while I was sitting on top of a bike) Well today he almost got hit by a car while. He was practically standing on the brakes to avoid getting run over. He layed down the horn and get this. The guy puts down his breakfast in his left hand and holding his cellphone in his right turns around and waves like saying thanks for letting me in. So we thought up an interesting idea. A little portable remote control type thing that you can point at people on the road on there cellphone, fire a small emf burst and basically disconnect them. Of course this is sort of counter productive cause the people willing to drive and talk are also ones who would probably just redial and redial everytime they got disconnected which would mean they would pay even less attention to what they were doing on the road.... sigh.

But it is sort of amazing that there is so much technology out there that people never make the connects to things. Like take for example palm pilots. Just a calendar and address book right? Did you know that most palm pilots infrared port on the front is sophisticated enough to record and play back most keyless entry signals for cars? Yep that's right if someone gets ahold of your keys just for a split second they can record your remote signal and presto instant access to your car.
But I think I'll shut up now before I give you all too many weapons to get you in trouble =)

Lol

I think away message can be an art sometimes. =)

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone. but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

"What color does a smurf's face turn if u choke it?"

"Waiting for (%n) to get offline..."

"I love little kids..... I just can't always eat a whole one."

"This space for rent."

"you...the talking thing, yeah stop"

"Me and my cat went out to fight crime"

"Can't Sleep...Clown's will eat me...Can't sleep...Clowns will eat me...Can't Sleep...Clowns will eat me..."

and finally mine =)

"You have message an unattended computer. The operator is out. If you have messaged this computer in error please close your message window, unplug your computer, light fire to the hard drive, proceed to dance war chants around the monitor, brand strange symbols into the neighbors cat with a curling iron, and avoid all people with the name Sebastian. Your residence has been placed under watch and a plumbing van will soon be parked across the street. The whirling noising in your pipes is just your imagination and 1+1 really equals 3. There is nothing to see here please move along...."