Work is going to be fun today kids... looks like the Lortab I took last night hasn't worn off yet. And actually I'm wondering if it even started to work last night at all and waited till this morning. Cause man do I feel loopy at work. Very strange stuff it is. It makes me feel like I just want to melt asleep. and everything smells and tastes like 10 times more powerful then normal. Or maybe I just think it does or... ok no more typing while under the influence.
Sep. 2nd, 2003
So I'm sitting here at work totally trying to relax and let this narcotic out of my system when all of a sudden my nose starts to bleed. So I excuse myself and go to the bathroom to take care of it. I'm in there and all the stall doors are closed and all of a sudden I start hearing voices but not like normal voices. Like voices coming out of a whole bunch of walkie talkies. It takes me a second to realize that half of the building's security is in there with they're radios up to loud. So I'm a bit dazed but whatever and head back into my office. This guy with a flight attendant outfit walks in behind me and gives me this look like he's lost. I walk up to him and go "Can I help you" and he goes yeah and holds out a stack of books "Here is a bunch of Emerils cookbooks autographed" And that's all he says. By this point I think I'm seriously losing it. Then to top it ALL off I guess he notices I work at lastminutetravel.com and goes "are you an agent" (Meaning are you a travel agent) but by this point I just go "huh? Agent? Like secret agent? what?" Now we're both confused someone else walks up and I just go "hey can you help him" and walk back to my desk"
No more medication no matter what the doctor says.
No more medication no matter what the doctor says.