tsumik

So I'm sitting here at work totally trying to relax and let this narcotic out of my system when all of a sudden my nose starts to bleed. So I excuse myself and go to the bathroom to take care of it. I'm in there and all the stall doors are closed and all of a sudden I start hearing voices but not like normal voices. Like voices coming out of a whole bunch of walkie talkies. It takes me a second to realize that half of the building's security is in there with they're radios up to loud. So I'm a bit dazed but whatever and head back into my office. This guy with a flight attendant outfit walks in behind me and gives me this look like he's lost. I walk up to him and go "Can I help you" and he goes yeah and holds out a stack of books "Here is a bunch of Emerils cookbooks autographed" And that's all he says. By this point I think I'm seriously losing it. Then to top it ALL off I guess he notices I work at lastminutetravel.com and goes "are you an agent" (Meaning are you a travel agent) but by this point I just go "huh? Agent? Like secret agent? what?" Now we're both confused someone else walks up and I just go "hey can you help him" and walk back to my desk"

No more medication no matter what the doctor says.